To Mankind
And the hope that the war against folly may someday be won, after alл
Isaac Asimov
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
George Saunders, last words
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
David Letterman
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
George Bernard Shaw
We're actors - we're the opposite of people.
T. Stoppard
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
Voltaire
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Douglas Adams
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Douglas Adams
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Woody Allen
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