It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

If you watch a game, it\'s fun. If you play at it, it\'s recreation. If you work at it, it\'s golf.
Bob Hope (1903 - )

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it\'s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry (1947 - )
Pozdrav!