shtipjanite shtipet so shtipalki

Zhena ne e zhena ako ne e zhena...
I moeto grand-prix za grafiti na skopskite zidovi e:
Fala bogu shto sum ateist...

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Joseph Heller (1923 - ), \"Catch-22\"

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Art Hoppe

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Nick Diamos

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)
POzdrav!

О Ангелу на бурата Да не имаш скупскрипт?! Се зезам..
Еве ти мудрости:

No fate but what we make (Sarah Connor - Terminator 2)
Only you can decide what you wil do with the time that is given to you (Gandalph - LOR)
Кога на будалиот му ја покажуваш Месечината, тој гледа во прстот
Денес е тешко да се биде глуп, има многу конкуренција

Не ми текињаат...

Sto e toa skupskript?
Pozdrav!

Revenge is a dish best server cold -old Klingon proverb

MI SE EBE,MI SE RIKA

(maalski grafit,karpos2,celosno definiranje na maskata populacija do 22 godini)

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
Lyndon B. Johnson (1908 - 1973)

You don\'t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Michael Pritchard

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)

Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing in the gap to close it for us.
Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine
Pozdrav!

Sterilnosta e nasledena bolest !!

Scoopscript, скрипта за ирц, има добар број вакви цитати ко твоите, на англиски... да зеам да напраам копи пејст ?

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Gore Vidal (1925 - )

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988)

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Katharine Whitehorn

I loathe the expression \"What makes him tick.\" It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
Pozdrav!

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Jules Feiffer (1929 - )

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don\'t like?
Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963)

I\'ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I\'m happy to state I finally won out over it.
Jimmy Stewart (1908 - ), in \"Harvey\", 1950

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don\'t work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Russell Baker (1925 - )
Pozdrav!

Da,odlicna pogovorka(prowerb) idelano upotrebena kako \"predgovor\" vo maximalno dobriot 4-ti kompleten film na Tarantino KILL BILL. !RESPECT (sto vikaat decava) ))

California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I\'m beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)

Nothing shocks me. I\'m a scientist.
Harrison Ford (1942 - ), as Indiana Jones

If only we\'d stop trying to be happy we\'d have a pretty good time.
Edith Wharton (1862 - 1937)
Pozdrav!

homoseksualnosta e zarazna bolest koja se shiri preku polov odnos!

\'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Malaclypse the Younger

She had an unequalled gift... of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities.
Henry James (1843 - 1916)

Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating?
Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Sy Rosen and Christian Williams, Northern Exposure, On Your Own, 1992
Pozdrav!

Dve glavi ne se sekogas popametni od edna!

Нешто понесериозни од претходните, ама цитати си се цитати :

\"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
I keep his house.\"
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

\"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.\"
- Drew Carey

\"What counts is not how many animals were killed to make the fur,
but how many animals the woman had to sleep with to get the fur.\"
- Angela LaGreca

\"I\'m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I\'ll forget\"
- Steven Wright

\"Right now I\'m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I
think I\'ve forgotten this before.\"
- Steven Wright

\"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.\"
- Rich Jeni

starite Grci voopsto ne se naivni optimisti ili deca na novata civilizacija kako cesto sakaat da ni gi pretstavat poedini krugovi na denesninata - naprotiv tie se dlaboko svesni na kratkosta na zivotot i nemoznosta da se pobedi smrtta : eve eden mal dijalogog na filozofot Mida so mudrecot Silen :
...kada je Mida upitao Silena :
Koja je sudbina za coveka najbolja ? - Odgovorio je ovaj :
- \" Sazalenja dostojni ljudski rode vodenih cvetova,
deco slucaja i bola,
zasto me primoravate da vam kazem ono za sta bi bolje bilo da ostane nekazano?
Najbolje od svega- ne biti rodjen,biti nista-ne moze se postici.
Drugo najbolje jeste RANA SMRT \"

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

I\'m astounded by people who want to \'know\' the universe when it\'s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen (1935 - )

That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
William J. H. Boetcker

There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.
James Branch Cabell (1879 - 1958)
Pozdrav!

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)

The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
From the 1985 movie \"Bliss\"

Television has raised writing to a new low.
Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Roald Dahl (1916 - 1990), (Willy Wonka) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Pozdrav!

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven\'t got the guts to bite people themselves.
August Strindberg (1849 - 1912), A Madman\'s Diary, 1895

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard (1937 - )
Pozdrav!

Well of course things look bad if you remember them!
Homer Simpson (1989- )

Courage was mine, and I had mystery,
Wisdom was mine, and I had mastery:

Wilfred Owen (1893 - 1918)

„Пивото е човековиот најдобар пријател - кучето и книгата гомна да јадат“

\'Od ovaa dalecina oni ne mozat ni slon da pogo...\'
Poslednite zborovi na Krale Marko

Se razbudiv nokeska bidejki osetiv deka neshto me drzi za raka.
Toa beshe mojata druga raka.
(naked lunch)

Ova ne mi teknuva od kaj bese ama mnogu me pogodi:

Vo godinite koga veke ne si mlad, koga ne te pali poveke Herman Hesse nitu pak Kahlil Gibran i koga poveke ne veruvas nitu vo transcendentalnoto zlo na tvoite roditeli, teshko e da bidish konsekventen pred sebesi.
(slaba parafraza)

Whoso would be a man must be a noncorfomist - Emerson

Taka ete se stremime napred, vodejki go brodot po strujata, koja neprekinlivo ne nosi kon minatoto
poslednata recenica od Golemiot Gatsby - F.S Fitzgerald

Ne baraj nishto poveke osven bezbednost vo stomak od levijatan i trudi se da bidesho hedonisticen primer za opshtestvoto vo koe shto ziveesh - Herzog, Saul Bellow

Zivot posle smrt?
Toa e samo za onie koi umiraat ziveejki - Edward Stachura (mojot najomilen poet-samoubiec)

mojot all time favourite:

\"Ti si, da mi prostish gospodine, eden proklet pisatel. Mozeshe i ti, bednice ednash vo zivotot da vidish eden ubav zelen kamen, a si propushtil. Zimi boga\" - Aleksis Zorbas, N. Kazandzakis.

aj dosta e

I\'m the ruller of my faith, the captain of my destiny!
(Дечкото што ја стави бомбата у оклахома пред да бо боцнат со lethal injection).

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil\'s Dictionary

There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), Conquest of Happiness (1930) ch. 14

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don\'t matter and those who matter don\'t mind.
Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)
Pozdrav!

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.
Ben Hecht (1893 - 1964)

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
Sidney J. Harris

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
Anatole France (1844 - 1924), The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard
Pozdrav!

\"There are no answers, only choices.\"
Od SOLARIS

Never say what you can grunt. Never grunt what you can wink. Never wink what you can nod, never nod what you can shrug, and don\'t shrug when it ain\'t necessary.

``Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.\'\'
-Latin for ``Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.\'\'

``The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, all the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just keep your fucking mouth shut and hadn\'t asked any questions.\'\'
-Frank Zappa

``We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.\'\'
-George Orwell

``I can think of no faster way to unite the American people behind George W. Bush than a terrorist attack on an American target overseas. And I believe George W. Bush will quickly unite the American people through his foreign policy.\'\'
-Henry Kissinger, appearing on CNBC, 2000-Dec-13

``Republics decline into democracies and democracies degenerate into despotisms.\'\'
-Aristotle

``Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.\'\'
-Robert Heinlein

``It\'s the action, not the fruit of the action, that\'s important. You have to do the right thing. It may not be in your power, may not be in your time, that there\'ll be any fruit. But that doesn\'t mean you stop doing the right thing. You may never know what results come from your action. But if you do nothing, there will be no result.\'\'
-Muhandas Gandhi

\'The world is divided in to three classes of people: a very small group that makes things happen, a somewhat larger group that watches things happen, and the great multitude which never knows what happened.\'

\"What is a cynic? A man who knows the
price of everything, and the value of nothing\"
•Oscar Wilde

\"Cynicism is the intellectual cripple\'s
substitute for intelligence\"
•J. Russel Lynes

\"Cynicism is the humor of hatred\"
•Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree

Outside of a dog, a book is man\'s best friend. Inside of a dog it\'s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while we believe with discrimination, then we believe nothing whatever, and then we believe everything again - and, moreover, give reasons why we believe.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)
Pozdrav!

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
Ray Bradbury (1920 - )

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

Statistician: A man who believes figures don\'t lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won\'t stand up either.
Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar\'s Comic Dictionary
Pozdrav!

I won\'t take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.
Carl Sandburg (1878 - 1967)

The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964)

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she\'s a tramp.
Joan Rivers (1935 - )

It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
O. Henry (1862 - 1910)
Pozdrav!

Life is too important to take seriously.
Corky Siegel

When I meet a man I ask myself, \'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?\'
Rita Rudner

There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973)

That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.
Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)
Pozdrav!

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

I\'m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it\'ll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin (1937 - )

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
J. B. Priestley (1894 - 1984)
Pozdrav!

Сторм, не те мрзи секој ден да пишуваш нови мудрости? Или им праиш копи/пејст од негде? Како и да е, ашколсун ќе ти речам

bezkonechna e vselenata isto taka i chovechkata glupost
Albert A.

Covekot e edinstvenoto zivotno koe sto moze da ostane prijatelski raspolozeno so zrtvite koi sto namerava da gi jade.
Samuel Batler

Vrednosta na idejata nema nisto zaednicko so uspehot na osobata koja ja iskazuva idejata.
Oscar Wilde

Protiv vlijanieto na nova ideja, nema adekvatna odbrana, so isklucok na gluposta.
Percy Williams Bridgeman.

Da places nad izminata taga, najsigurno ke viknes nova skrb.
Otelo, William Shakespeare.

Obraniot, sto moze da se smeska, na kradecot mu zema nesto pak; no ako padne vo bezplodna taga, se krade togas toj sebe si sam.
Otelo, William Shakesepare

[Сменето на 3/2/2004 од ViRgO`]

Anastas,se trudam,koga imam slobodno vreme da pisam,t.e.ne gi copy-pastam,imam kup \"world press izbor\"mozebi si gi videl,nesto kako pamfleti se i ima polno mudrosti.
Pozdrav!

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn\'t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)

What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.
Vilhjalmur Stefansson (1879 - 1962), \"Discovery\", 1964

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Scott Adams (1957 - )

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Bret Harte (1836 - 1902)
Pozdrav!

I don\'t have a bank account, because I don\'t know my mother\'s maiden name.
Paula Poundstone

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn\'t learn something from him.
Galileo Galilei (1564 - 1642)

\'Who are you and how did you get in here?\' \'I\'m a locksmith. And, I\'m a locksmith.\'
Leslie Nielsen (1926 - ), as Lieutenant Frank Drebin, \"Police Squad\"

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say \'elevator\', we say \'lift\'...they say \'President\', we say \'stupid psychopathic git\'....
Alexi Sayle
Pozdrav!

The only normal people are the ones you don\'t know very well.
Joe Ancis

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)

The multitude of books is making us ignorant.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.
Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957)
Pozdrav!

The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.
Walter Goodman

My favorite animal is steak.
Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )

A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858

Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box.
Italian Proverb
Pozdrav!

» Чавката гулаб не бидуат.

» Зла свекрва на позлаа снаа.

» Чивија чивија искарува.

» Пцоисано магаре од в\'кот нема гајле

» Со прдеж боја не се вапцуват.

» Под волот теле не се барат.

» Заљудо да имаш, кога не знаиш да си поминиш.

» На сто вреќи ќе врзеш устите, ама на една жена не можеш.

» Железото железо трие, а збороите умо.

» Едно на срцето, друго на јазикот.

» Вистината е како пипер в очи.

» Жетвар без срп не бива.

» Господи, брани од женска беља.

» Грешит поп во книга, а не магаре на нива.

» На студ инает не се чини.

» Под волот теле не се барат.

» Болна жена, болна и куќата.

» Пријатело во нужда се познава, а не на свадба.

» Ако имаш маша не ваќај го огно со рака.

» Кој си бие жената тој си бие снагата.

» Големата риба помалата ја изедвит.

» Пцоисано магаре од в\'кот нема гајле.

» Лекот е за една пара, ама кој не го знаит алтан дават.

» Види му го умот, суди му за дома.

» Друго кројат глувците, друго мачоро.

» Кој бега од дош, ќе падни на град.

» Работата го краси човекот, а мразата го гнаси.

» Покрај суото дрво гори и суровото.

» Друго мисли кираџијата, друго анџијата.

» Дај му на будалата стап за да ти е скршит глата.

» Водата и огнот се добри слуги, ама лоши господари.

» В\'к баница не јаде.

» Две жени пазар, три жени панаѓир.

» Во поголем град, поголем глад

» Вино носи, вода пиј.

» Кој вино сакат, тој без невеста скакат.

» В секое село треба да имаш по еден пријател.

» Работата да се страшит од тебе, не ти од неа.

» Со еден дирек куќа не се крепит.

» Пружи си ги нозете спроти јоргано.

» Кој си краде од соно, краде си од веко.

» Не пушчај го ј\'зикот пред умот.

» Високото дрво и чавките го серат.

» Види го прво дрвото, па после седни под него

» Ако сме браќа, ќесињата не ни се сестри.

» Врана на врана очи не копат.

» Бели пари за црни дни.

» Ако си мост секој ќе те газит.

» Ако не можеш да направиш како сакаш, направи како можеш.

» Арна ли ти е жената, свадба не ти требе.

» Ак\'ло не се купува, ами се печали.

» А\'кл ми не даве, пари ми дај.

» Ако је мома, нека си седи дома.

» Ако не раниш мачки, ќе раниш глувци.

» Арната дума стига далеко, а лошата ошче подалеко.

» Барај да најдиш, сакај да ти даат и клукај да ти отворат.

» Ајдуко ајдук фаќа, а друг не може да го фане.

» Дури не мрднит кучката со опашката , не трчаат кучињата по неа.

» Ај без пари, ај без ум, се едно ти е.

» А\'кл не се купува, ами се печали.

» А\'кл не ми давај, пари ми дај.

» Ако бегаш од арно, че паднеш на зло

» Ако бидеш мост, секој ќе те газе.

» Ако биеш зената си, ќе си биеш главата си.

» Ако е кус денот, долга е годината.

» Ако е мажот пијаница, жената ќе бидит мученица.

» Ако е чоекот кус од алиштето, можиш да му придаиш,

» Ако не раниш мачки, ќе раниш глувци.

» На арниот коњ ѕвонец му ставаат.

» Ако си овца секој ќе те стриже.

» Арно е да имаш жена и умна и лична, арно ама господ по две добра на едно место не дава.

» Бесен газ, крвав нос..

» Високо дрво плод нема.

» Две гнезда една квачка не може да квачи

» Нечесната жена и в кафез да ја затвориш, таа ќе си најт чарето.

» На свиња бисер не нижи.

» Ни во куче вера, ни во лаком мера.

» Устата праит, устата расипуат

» По чужди ноѕе иљада стапој не бољат.

» Ќе му дојт умот, (ама) откако ќе си ојт кумот.

» На едно лице две усти не биват.

Без срам и перде дрпнати од ајвар.

пошле жене да фарбају јаја оче која да офарба моја

Sto moze za mene da bide pofantasticno od stvarnosta - Dostoevski.

Samiot ke se prezres poradi svoite snista - Dojranskite Vetrista, Blaze Koneski.

Vremeto bez knizevnost bi ostanalo bez svojata vistina - Radovan Pavlovski.

Simplex sigillum veri. - Ednostavnosta e znak (pecat) za vistinata.

Vo ovoj zivot, ne mozeme da napravime golemi dela. Mozeme da napravime samo mali dela so golema ljubov. – Majka Tereza

Strasta stvara neosporlivi argumenti za da se preminat site prepreki.

Mnogu e polesno da se pravis ona sto si, otkolku da se pravis ona sto ne si.

Vo zivotot, ne treba da se plasime od nisto, tuku da razbereme se - Marie Curie.

Sekavanjata se idninata na minatoto -Paul Valery.

Treba da naucime da ziveeme zaedno kako braca, zosto vo sprotivno site ke umreme kako idioti - Martin Luter King.

Se treba da se zema seriozno, no ne i tragicno --- Adolphe Thiers.

Koj ne se somneva, dobiva malku --- Leonardo da Vinci.

Slobodniot duh i covekovata ljubopitnost se najvredni - John Steinbeck

Za da se uspee, ne e dovolno samo da se predvidi, treba da se imrpovizira - Isaac Asimov.

Za da ja vidis idninata, treba da poglednes zad sebe - Biblijata.

Realnosta e osnova po koja treba da se gradime i nad koja treba da se izdigame - Liza Minnelli.

Ne cekori pred mene, mozebi ne te sledam; ne cekori zad mene, mozebi nema da vodam; cekori pokraj mene i bidi moj prijatel - Albert Camus.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961), New Yorker, Apr. 29, 1939 \"The Owl who was God\"

You\'re never too old to become younger.
Mae West (1892 - 1980)

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
Sir William Drummond

Without the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find my way across the room.
William Hazlitt (1778 - 1830)
Pozdrav!